1. When in a conflict, never underestimate the power of silence
2. It’s real love when the person sees you as the person you wish to be
3. Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.
4. Having trouble sleeping? Blink fast for a minute. Tired eyes help you to fall asleep
5. When calling customer support and getting an automated system, press # over and over again. It forces the system to connect you to a human(Pressing 0 also works)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
Wait, they were selling something here?
remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?
sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard